archenemy escribe en blog.gafapasta.com

$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
	$me->thinkAbout($you);
	switch (true) {
		case $timeWaiting < 5:
			$me->wait($you);
			break;
		case $timeWaiting < 10:
			$me->worry();
			break;
		case $timeWaiting < 20:
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;
		case $timeWaiting < 40:
			$me->worry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;
		case $timeWaiting < 80:
			$me->worry();
			$me->cry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			break;
		case $timeWaiting < 160:
			$me->worry();
			$me->cry();
			$me->drink();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->thinkAbout($you);
			$me->thinkAbout($you);
			$me->cry();
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->lookFor($you);
			$me->drink();
			$me->drink();
			break;
		default:
			throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
			die(”alone”);
	}
	$timeWaiting++;
}
$me->happy = true;

Fusilado de Jad’s Thoughts.